Jacky Leung
Professor Sabir
English 201B, MW 1-2:50
6 May 2009
Stewart Pidd, Be-Verb Failure
The authors of Stewart Pidd Hates English devote an entire section to verbs. Understanding be verbs can improve one’s writing. The be verbs are the least concrete verbs. The be verbs -- is, am, are, was, were, be, being, been -- are the least concrete verbs. Be verbs can join and help define ideas. Concrete verbs clarifys the writing. They are an economic use of language. The authors recommend passive voice to avoid placing blame and if the actor is not as important as the action recipient. During the final stages of the revision process, you should eliminate be verbs in sentences. (Pollitt and Baker 256-357). Stewart Pidd’s claim of having mastered be-verb elimination is dubious because he makes many be verb errors in his essay “Pour Poor Porky.”
Pidd uses an expletive when he mentions the first time he hears the advertisement: “It is a Saturday when I hear the song…” (1). Pidd used the pronoun “it” and the abstract be verb “is.” Pidd can fix the error by rephrasing the sentence, omitting the expletive structure “it is,” and making the subordinate clause “It is a Saturday” into an independent clause by removing the subordinating conjunction “when.” The revised sentence will read, “On Saturday, I heard the song…”
Pidd used an unnecessarily progressive tense. He writes, “Melville, the Dogs’ lead singer, is screaming…” (1-2). Pidd used the be verb “is” and the present participle “screaming.” Eliminate the be verb by replacing the present participle “screaming” with its singular base form, “screams.” Pidd can correct the error by writing, “Melville, the Dogs’ lead singer, screams…”
Pidd uses passive voice unnecessarily in the following quotation: “A mistake is made by Melville…” (2). The phrase “a mistake” functions as the subject in the sentence, but Melville functions as the actor in the sentence. To fix this error, eliminate the be verb “is,” replacing the past participle “made” with its present tense singular form “makes,” and making the object of the preposition, “Melville” the subject. The revised sentence will read, “Melville makes a mistake…”
A be verb and a subject complement takes place of an active verb: “Making a cool song into a radio jingle is the personification of everything lame…” (2). Pidd used the linking be verb “is” and the subject complement “the personification.” Replace the subject complement and the be verb with the complements verb form, “personifies.” Pidd can correct the sentence by writing, “Making a cool song into a radio jingle personifies everything lame…”
Bejamin Franklin’s quotation pertains to Pidd and his be-verb essay: “Well done is better than well said.” Though Stewart Pidd says he is the be-verb master, he makes many be-verb errors in his essay. Instead of fancy talk, Pidd should review be-verb elimination because he made many be-verb mistakes in his essay. Doing is better than saying for Pidd.
Works Cited
Pidd, Stewart “Pour Poor Porky.” 15 April 2009
Pollitt, Gary, and Craig Baker. Stewart Pidd Hates English. Fullerton, CA: Attack The Text Publishing, 2009